nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree
I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
porn be like
when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
i need to get something off my chest
*takes off my nipple*
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS
One of the best scenes on P&R.
i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen