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reblog: frieddumplingu // origin: cutbu
reblog: lemonvevo // origin: benevolentblackgirl
reblog: teenscoolest // origin: onlylolgifs

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

reblog: ughoakley // origin: megapyon
reblog: troyesivan // origin: nosdrinker
reblog: pizza // origin: suqmydiqtbh
reblog: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed // origin: digg

dx11:

rip “can you please make the last ask rebloggable?” 2007-2013

reblog: lubricates // origin: dx11

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl)

reblog: cumfort // origin: whoredinarygirl

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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reblog: perks-of-being-chinese // origin: excluhsive