my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world
I FUCKING SAW THIS AT TARGET AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans
im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot
is it cold in here or is that just my heart
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am
"tell ur dog i said hi"
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
3th time i’ve reblogged this
ive lost count of the amount of times ive reblogged this. i love none pizza with left beef
This is why we can’t have nice things.