i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
OH MY GOD
Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored